miercuri, 4 noiembrie 2009

Fobii penale =))))

Am gasit pe un site (varamiu' l'a gasit, mai exact) niste fobii mult prea tari si penale [asta e site'ul]
Iata cateva dintre ele :

Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing [si stai asa mizer ! si putzi mereu ]
Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air [si nu respiri...si mori :\ ]
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking [stai asa toata viata in pat sau mergi intr'un scaun cu rotile =))]
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. [cine dracu' are fobia asta ma? =)))]
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes [de ce ti'ar fi frica de un FLAUT ???]
Barophobia- Fear of gravity [si ce'o sa faci? o sa locuiesti pe Luna?]
Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings [si stai numai la tzara asa ca plescaru'...]
Blennophobia- Fear of slime [yeack...]
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting [si alergi non stop, sari, mergi, te rostogolesti, tzopai numai sa nu stai pe loc !!]
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair [si esti chel mereu...]    
Chionophobia- Fear of snow [a venit iarna...oh,nuuuu !!!]
Cibophobia- Fear of food [jeeeeeeeeet....=)))) ce prostie ! iti baga mereu intravenos asa mancare...]
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body [mda... :\ ]
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of school [ce fobie misto :x ] 
Eosophobia- Fear of daylight [poate daca te'ai uitat prea mult la Twilight...]
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge [si esti un prost asa, un retardat...] 
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter [ai mereu fatza de :| ]
Genuphobia- Fear of knees [ =)))) de ce ti'ar fi frica de genunchi?]
Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms [de asta cui nu'i e frica? :\ ]
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words  [cre' ca era glumetz, cine a dat numele la fobia asta =))]

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas [si faci mereu yoga, si prostii din alea sa ai mintea limpede mereu]
Logophobia- Fear of words [ ... ]
Nomatophobia- Fear of names [ -re, cum te cheama? / -Aaa!!! omg !!!! ]
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes [mergi mereu cu ochii inchisi si te busheshti de chestii...]
Panophobia- Fear of everything  [hai ma, ma scutesti... =))))))))) ]
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th [ce prostie xD ]
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people ["Vin Diesel ! Aaaaaaaaaa...." ]

         

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